Coworker did a big stretch & moaned "O MY NECK." This was all the cue i needed to sing the nasty classic song, "MY NECK, MY BACK, EAT MY PxSSY & MY CRACK." She yelled, "CHUUUUCK!" I shrugged sheepishly, "SHEESH, IT'S JUST A SONG." Im an HR nightmare.
Coworker wears a wig almost everyday. I asked, DO U SLEEP WITH YOUR WIG ON? YOU KNOW, IN CASE OF EMERGENCY & YOU GOTTA JUMP UP? she said, U SO STUPID. I TAKE IT OFF EVERY NIGHT & I HANG IT ON THE DOOR KNOB.
Coworker went 2 exchange her shoes @ Macy's cuz "THEY DONT FIT ME RIGHT." i said "O I THOUGHT CUZ THEY'RE UGLY!" she said "NO, THESE R CUTE." i said "NO, THEY ARE SO GHETTO." she snapped "WELL WHEN I SPEND MYYYY MONEY I BUY STUFF I LIKE NOT WHAT YOUUUU LIKE."
Coworker showed me her 15 old sons birthday wish list, he wrote: NOTHING EXCEPT THESE THINGS 1. Money - $300 cash 2. My own pumpkin bread - not to share 3. Be left alone 4. Doorknob (he wants a lock on his bedroom door.)
Walked back 2 work from lunch @ local weekly farmers market. Lady walking next 2 me shook her bag of produce randomly & said in anger, 12 BUCKS FOR THIS LIL BITTY BAG OF FRUIT. SHOOT, I KNEW I SHOULDA WENT 2 ALBERTSONS.