Fernando was wondering how tall Misty is & she said, "Well, I'm 5-11, but since I busted-up my body in the fall, who knows, I might have shrunk." I said, "Hmm, looks to me like you're about 3-2 in that chair."
At Disneyland. A kid is throwing a major hissy-fit cuz he wasn't chosen for "Jedi Training" (an interactive show), as they only have enough light sabers for 10. Jedi instructor told him, "MASTER YODA DID NOT DEEM IT SO AT THIS TIME." He was inconsolable & wailed, "BUT I REALLY NEED TO LEARN THE FORCE."
Gal gets to the front of a long line at Coffee Bean but cant stop talking on her phone long enough to place her order. Coffee guy grew very frustrated, "MA'AM CAN I GET YOUR ORDER? MA'AM? YOUR ORDER? MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE & FINISH YOUR CALL & COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE READY." He got a nice round of applause.
Coworker walked by my desk and noticed my sour face and asked if i was ok. I told her that i suddenly got very hot. She screamed "Haha you got the menopause." I corrected her "No, but i do suffer from a pretty serious case of THE MEN ALL PAUSE & there aint no cure."