Today I made my weekly visit to the 99 Cents Only Store. Nothing in this store is over 99 cents even on the name brands. You never know what stuff they will have each week; what ever they happen to get in is what they put on their shelves. In all my shopping there today I found a first - wine. Yep, read that correctly - wine. And under a buck - take that Chuck. The bottle couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a Merlot or a Cabernet so they went for a Twister of sorts. It must be good - I saw an elderly couple grab five bottles. I joked to the woman, "You might want to get some that 99 cent aspirin over there too." We enjoyed a craggy laugh together. Naturally, curiosity got the best of me and I purchased a bottle - wonder how long it needs to breathe?