I just went through the express line at Pavilions and as the checker finished ringing up my items the total seemed a bit high. I asked, "Did it deduct for my club card?"
She replied, "Oh no. I'll have to scan it manually."
I handed her my card and then swiped my ATM card. I picked up the wand to enter my secret code and she said, "No, don't use that - use your finger."
Now normally I might have shot-off with a blue comment but as I was dealing with a lady I held my tongue. But I scrunched-up my face...
She noticed and said, "Aaaaand, that may have come out wrong."