Yesterday I visited a friend in the hospital. I got on the elevator with two women and as the doors closed I watched a gigantic advertisement squeeze together.
I thought it looked odd and made a comment to the women, "That's a strange looking ad. Nobody looks like that when they are in the hospital." I paused and then offered, "Except maybe in the maternity ward."
One of the women shook her head said, "Oh trust me, there isn't a single women in the maternity ward looking like that either. When I had my son I turned into a raging monster."
The other woman laughed and added, "Yea, I even had my hair and nails done before I went in to have mine and I still ended up looking like Medusa."