I walked by this trashcan-diving homeless woman yesterday.
She looked up at me and demanded to know the time.
I replied, "It's around 4."
As I was walking away she barked at me in a nasty tone,
"I didn't fucking ask you around what time it was. I want the actual time."
Wondering what she could possibly be in a hurry to go do I responded,
"You know what time it is? It's time for you to get a damn watch."