Doo Doo

So there is this personal trainer at the gym we nicknamed: Pretty Pretty.

Cuz he sooooooo is.

There's always a head tilt in his direction with a whispered coo: Pretty Pretty.

After a while we decided that he's just too full of himself for our admiration.

So we change his nickname to the much more apt: Douche Douche.

After a couple of days we shortened it to just: Doo Doo.

The other day we were about to leave but I needed to use the restroom.

To get to the lobby bathroom one must pass the trainers office.

As I opened the door I nodded in the the trainers office direction and said,

"Sammy," loud enough to get his attention and everyone else's, "Doo Doo!"

As I locked the door behind me I realized that the 20 people within earshot...

Thought I'd announced - with enthusiastic flair - that I need to take a crap.

Comments

[dori]

Hi, That one serves you right. Be nice is always beter. Women don't say nasty things like that we just kill them with kindnes! xoxox