A friend of mine gets up before the sun rises 5 days a week for work.
The other day I asked him how he does it.
He explained that he sleeps with his cell phone in his underwear at night...
"I set it on vibrate. It's really the best way to make sure I wake up."
Weird.
This morning I awoke to a missed call from this friend at 1:30AM.
I texted him when I noticed it but got no reply and began to worry.
A few hours later I called him at work, "Hey, are you ok?"
He replied, "I got your text and had no idea what you were talking about."
I explained, "I'm talking about your missed call in the middle of the night."
He continued, "I know. I was sound asleep. I guess my crotch dialed you."
Yea that's right, say it with me now: that's what she said.
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