So there is this personal trainer at the gym we nicknamed: Pretty Pretty.
Cuz he sooooooo is.
There's always a head tilt in his direction with a whispered coo: Pretty Pretty.
After a while we decided that he's just too full of himself for our admiration.
So we change his nickname to the much more apt: Douche Douche.
After a couple of days we shortened it to just: Doo Doo.
The other day we were about to leave but I needed to use the restroom.
To get to the lobby bathroom one must pass the trainers office.
As I opened the door I nodded in the the trainers office direction and said,
"Sammy," loud enough to get his attention and everyone else's, "Doo Doo!"
As I locked the door behind me I realized that the 20 people within earshot...
Thought I'd announced - with enthusiastic flair - that I need to take a crap.