Yesterday as I walked Hector & Monji's dear dogs I had an incident.
As a good civic-minded dog walker I always pick up their poop. Always.
Well, yesterday just happened to be trash pick-up day so...
I tied the crap bags into one big bag of hefty poop.
I was a distance from the curbside trash bins so I gave it a nice arc-ing fling.
There was a satisfying thud. Followed my a man's yelp.
Suddenly up popped a dumpster diver. He looked at me and said, "Really?"
I apologized and replied, "Please tell me that that didn't hit you in the head."
He laughed, "Of course It did!" An awkward pause followed.
Then I flung him a punchline, "I guess that makes you a real shit head."
We enjoyed a nice laugh together. Thankfully.
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Yes, that is actually a pic of him.
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