I ran into my friend Ricky last night at happy hour.
I asked him why he wasn't rockin' a special 4th of July outfit.
He replied, "I looked for a patriotic thong but I couldn't find one."
I frowned, "That's too bad." Then I got a helpful idea...
He never blends his blue and white eye-shadows so I suggested,
"Hey why don't you put your red lipstick on your eyebrows?
It'll solve the problem cuz then you'll have red, white and blue."
He said, "First of all, I don't have a problem and second, no."
I wasn't letting it go & must've tried to get him to do it for a few minutes.
Finally he did an emphatic hand sweep of his bra and thong and stated,
"I have enough red on."
I lowered my voice and replied with a fair about of communal consensus,
"Bitch, you don't have enough of anything on."
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