Overheard at happy hour the other night.
A guy walked in and another guy said to his friend that he knew him.
Guy 1: Hey. Do you remember me?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: You use to work at the Beverly Center, didn't you?
Guy 2: Yes, at Club Monaco.
Guy 1 then jogged his memory with the name of a mutual friend.
To which Guy 2 squealed with delight and gave Guy 1 a giant hug.
Guy 2: Oh my god. It's been like 17 years!!!
Guy 1: Yes it has.
Guy 2: I still remember our date. Best date I ever went on. Like ever.
Guy 1: We never went on a date.
Guy 2: Yes we did. You met me at my job. And took me to lunch.
Guy 1: The food court at the mall? That's not a date!
Guy 2: Well, you paid.
Guy 2 clearly had a little too much happy at happy hour.