The new West Hollywood sheriff stopped by happy hour the other day.
He was doing a handshake tour of the bars & handing out safety pamphlets.
My friend Brian actually read it and took issue with the last suggestion.
He said, "Hey, I think there is an error on this?"
The sheriff asked, "What's that?"
Brian continued playfully, "It says 'stay sober.' Why would I do that at a bar?"
The sheriff scrunched-up his face as he pondered his question, "Oh yea."
Then the sheriff concurred with a friendly smile, "Ignore that one!"