I spend my days walking around my neighborhood quite a bit.
As a result I run into my mail carrier 3 or 4 times a day.
Patrice is very nice and we always enjoy a fun daily tete-a-tete.
A couple weeks ago I told her, "I see more of you than I do of my friends."
She answered back sincerely, "That's because we are friends."
I smiled broadly, "Yay." Patrice always says the bestest things.
About a year ago there was a delivery mix-up from my stepmother so...
The other day I informed her, "My stepmother sent me a package today."
Still feeling bad about it she replied, "Tell her I'll be on the lookout."
The very next day she showed up at my door with the parcel.
As I stepped out to get it she said very playfully,
"Get your camera so you can send your stepmom photo proof of delivery."
Priceless. Oh how I savor my daily pearls of Patrice.