The bus pulled up and as the door opened this kid backed off.
And tensed up.
I couldn't tell if it was due to the horrid smell that greeted him...
or the hijacker look on the driver.
Either way it was very odd - the odor and the look.
I mean I could smell it from the sidewalk!
The driver laughed because he knew he looked silly and said to the kid,
"Don't worry, I'm not a bandito it's just that someone farted."
Boy the things these drivers deal with on a daily basis.
Of course the first thing that crossed my mind was a saying from 3rd grade:
The one who smelt it dealt it.