
For the last few years my friend Edwin and I have gone to the Pride parade and have enjoyed the proceedings sipping mimosas - from champaign and OJ we buy at the liquor store that sits along the parade route.
This year I had an inspired idea. Why not load up an ice chest with champaign and orange juice and use the wheelchair I've been storing in my garage for a neighbor as a means of transport. The result - a fine mimosa cart!
We got quite a few laughs. One cop said as we passed him, "There better be beer in that thing!" We smiled wryly as he continued, "I'll find you guys when I get off duty!"
As we wheeled our mimosa cart down the street we yelled for folks to get out of our way screaming that we were delivering freshly harvested organs for transplant patients.
One old drunk queen laughed, "Do you have a new liver in there for me?"
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