
I figured since I was staying in on a Saturday night I'd treat myself to...
CHINESE DELIVERY!
When the delivery guy showed up I stepped outside to sign the credit slip.
Leaving Gf inside behind the screen door to watch the transaction.
He was an older asian man and he stared at Gf while I signed.
He asked a bit puzzled, "Your d0g is very quiet; it doesn't talk?"
I replied, "No. I got lucky. I rarely hear a sound out of her."
He said, "I am used to going to places and having the d0gs go crazy."
I shook my head as I handed him the slip, "Nope, not here."
Before he left he bent down & made a funny goofing his racial stereotype:
In a thick sing-song asian accent he said to her, "Ah, a so good d0g."
Then he reassured her, "A so good d0g like-a you don't-a end up in stir fry."
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