Shouldn't he be in the hospital? Just sayin'...

File this under: things you won't see at Melbourne Park.

So I'm watching the Tennis Channel's series of Aussie Open finals.

Tonight is the Chris Evert/Martina Navratilova final from 1981.

And there is a dude in a hospital bed - On. The. Court.

I don't mean to be insensitive to the infirmed, but that's effin' hilarious.

Photos: My tv!