File this under: things you won't see at Melbourne Park.
So I'm watching the Tennis Channel's series of Aussie Open finals.
Tonight is the Chris Evert/Martina Navratilova final from 1981.
And there is a dude in a hospital bed - On. The. Court.
I don't mean to be insensitive to the infirmed, but that's effin' hilarious.
Photos: My tv!