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Tennis Legends Having Fun at Champions Downunder

Patrick Rafter protects his daddy maker.

Looks like things got a little too hot for Henri Leconte.

If he wins will Goran Ivanisevic strip down to his undies again?

JMac with the sour puss, natch.

Photos: Getty Images

One more thing about Fed Cup last week...

I really didn't think I could love Franny any more.

I'm sure this has been on many tennis blogs already but oddly enough...

I don't read very many of them. Weird, huh?

Brooklyn Decker has a Facial Hair Problem

Great Halloween costume.

Lemme guess, Bud Collins?

Justin Gimeltob's Trophy Date

Justin tweeted this photo today - he went on a double date with the Fish's.

Justin once wrote an article about tennis players trophy wives/girlfriends.

Um, yea. He might now top that list. I'm sure he'd agree. Just sayin'.

I Just Saw the Feliciano Lopez 'Bag Check'...

I'd much rather see the contents of the bag that takes care of all that hair!

Patrick Rafter Reenacts Federer Trick - In His Underwear!

Total DILF.

Fernando Verdasco on El Hormiguero (10/19/10)

Syringes. Vodka. Spanking. Fern. Prime-time. Fun.

Ah, but is he wearing Calvin's?

Photo: El Hormiguero

Andy Murray's Bestie Greets Him Upon Return Home

Andy tweeted: Very clever girl coming to pick me up at the airport!

Hey, dad also bought you home a nice new chew toy:

Photo: top from Andy's Twitter, bottom from Getty Images

Andrea Petkovic: Tennis Player & Segway Racer

Among her other talents - she is an entertaining tweeter & vlogger.

Oh, and she is the creator of the PetkoDance. seen at the end here:

Gael Monfils Bartending in Tokyo?

Oh, silly me. I'd be on line for a Corona.

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2nd round tomorrow 5th seed Gael vs Andreas Seppi (below) - H2H: 2-0/GM.

Hey, where did all the beer go?

Photos: Getty Images

DVR ALERT: Serena Williams is on Oprah Monday

Serena tweeted this photo today with the caption:

The answer to who's pedicure I am about to do is: Oprah!!

Make sure u watch the Oprah Show this Monday to see!!

My DVR says it's an episode focusing on celebrities dream jobs.

Oh Serena! You're already living the dream.

But you know I think there's an opening at the nail shop down the street.

Jelena Jankovic will go all NINJA on your ass!

Jelena is in Tokyo preparing to play Toray Pan Pacific Open.

This girl will slice and dice up the field one way or another...

Check out that killer two-handed death grip!

Don't be surprised if this photo resurfaces in a year-end recap.

Photos: Getty Images

Andy Murray Sings the Party Classics

So funny iPeed.

Rafael Nadal: Heroes Homecoming from Real Mallorca

You wanna laugh? Check out the news presenters hair in the beginning.

Bravo could start a new clip show: Hair Gel Nightmares. Yikes is right!

Fernando Verdasco Even Shops for Groceries Sexy

Earlier today Fern Tweeted that he went grocery shopping for his home.

I tweeted him back asking if he'd pick me up some gummies.

Haven't heard back from him on that yet... I'm still holding out hope.

I'll let you guys know how that turns out.

The Famous Ball Boy of the US Open

Wow, did this kid ever hook himself up with a dream job...

I think this guy is working every match on Arthur Ashe.

Cuz I sure am seeing him a lot. And by a lot I mean, A LOT A LOT.

So-much-so that I'm thinking about calling Child Labor Services.

Photo: Getty Images

Novak Djokovic Wins 2nd Round Match & Continues Comedy Routine at US Open

US Open - Men's Second Round

3 Novak Djokovic d Philipp Petzschner - 75 63 76

This match defined what night matches are all about.

Fun, entertaining & well played. There was even a brawl in the nose-bleeds.

After the match Novak went with the funny again - and got a good laugh.

Someone get him to the Funny Bone.

US Open Ball Boys Assume the Position

The strangest thing I've taken away from the first 3 days is this. ^^^

It's only happening at the net on the other side of the chair ump.

If they are worried about camera obstruction - move them over.

I mean, they (read: Pam) go on and on about the on-court temperature...

But they don't seem to mind cooking some teen fore-arms.

Extra crispy.

Yea, I'm pretty sure Venus Williams DID NOT leave this comment on my blog...

A Banana has its Moment on ESPN at ATP Cincinnati

Dude, in that Cincy heat?

Some people'll do anything for a little attention...

I actually saw a guy in a banana suit run the LA Marathon too.

Photo: My TV